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Saturday, 28 February 2015

Annoying Things Ladies Do - Romance

Some ladies are fun of these acts which is really frustrating and irritating.

Here are the things;

1. Keeping money inside Bra: Market women are the major culprit of this act but it's annoying when you see an educated/literate lady keep money inside their bra. On a hot afternoon few weeks back, I approached a lady requesting for 2 notes of N500 in exchange for N1000 note. As she dip her hand inside her chest, I told her am not in need of it anymore. Imagine the sweat! Gosh!!!

2. Sitting position: Some ladies deliberately sit in an uncomfortable way that will make guys commit. Perhaps some don't realise their territory is expose but they should learn how to sit up.

3. Excessive nagging: Some ladies are queen of nagging. Though ladies are known for that. It's their nature but too much of it annoys men. I dated a lady whom @ d slightest quarrel, she nags from morning to night.

4. Excessive demands: When a guy spend on you, it's okay. No lady wants to date a stingy guy but making it a duty for him provide for every dick and harry you need is nonsense. we are in the technology era, some ladies pressurise guys to buy Iphone, etc. Haba he is not your dad nah.

5. Fart in public: what more can be worse If a lady accuse an innocent guy of farthing in public when she is the one responsible. Though guys/ladies do this sha but ladies polish and package the scenario as If they don't poo. I was in a BRT bus one day sitting beside a pretty lady. I noticed her discomfort and later heard a piano sound from her butt. Few seconds, I had to leave her side for the next unlucky person to enjoy d offensive aroma.

6. Bad cooks: To cook common indomie is a huge problem for some ladies. To prepare eba, nah FESELU (eba with huge koko) nai dem go prepare. I visited a lady whom am trying to date, she prepared egusi soup and my God d soup is so tasteless eh! The ratio of water to d egusi/vegetable is 80:20. Nah so so Maggi I dey chop.

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