10 Outrageous Lies Ladies Tell Guys

When I checked, I discovered a counter thread has been dropped but I need to reference a massive Counter attack thread as I was in stealth mode yesterday when a thread on "10 lies Men tell ladies" was dropped.

Hitherto, I read through and some if not all are correct but how can we leave out the lies ladies tell guys on daily basis gentlemen.

Going straight to Wembley, here are the top outrageous lies ladies tell guys.

I am a virgin

Some Ladies in spite of their silly quest to claim virgin Mary albeit rupturing of their "holy of holies" through self servicing, peripheral penetration or perhaps had sex once, still admit they are virgin and use this as a bait to hook guys down. Guys beware of such cancerous lie!

I don't have a boyfriend

Big lie! Perhaps his boyfriend is not sexually active or financially buoyant in which the new guy possess these 2 charming attributes, the lady will deny she has a boyfriend just like when apostle peter denied christ. If to say rooster wan crew for this kind lie, e go crew 10 times unlike d 3 times of uncle peter.


Many Guys are disturbing me

Some ladies are fun of this act. They use it as sledge hammer and perhaps hype themselves as a diamond chased by millions. Check her email, sms, etc... nothing!. example of such was displayed by a desperate notorious female moniker few days ago (name withheld).


You are the only one my heart beats for

Really! Eh ehn. U for recite am to " U are egg in my egg roll, without you I am puff puff". Ladies are fun of this act when they need something juicy from the guy.

I missed my period

Hehehehe. No be only u jawe! Due to series of magas they are sleeping with, they switch the carry over(pregnancy) to their dedicated innocent boyfriend in order to pen him down from quitting. Guys if your girl dey open yansh for you everytime, run ooh!

I need money to rescue my family member

Some ladies can emulate disdain and pitiful situation that can make their boyfriend break bank for them. They fathom unforeseen circumstances of their family in village and need for immediately financial contribution.

He forced me to sex sleep with him

Perhaps she needs money for expensive gadgets, groceries and others. She pay a visit to one big man and after having sex with him, they cry like silly cat and claim he over power and forced himself on me.


I don't ask guys for money, even my boyfriend can attest to it

Abeg stop lying jare. Find your boyfriend can attest to it because he has not caught you in the act. You stylishly ask guys for money in secret. God dey o!

I don't do PMs yet you are dating someone through that medium


You don't need to make noise abeg. I don't do pms yet you are dating your current boyfriend through pms. Love can happen anywhere please.


I can't cope dating a celebrity yet his picture is on your dp claiming he is your boo

Ladies can lie eh! They rant like pregnant cow in labour claiming dating a celebrity is a turn off for them and yet they upload his pix on their BBM, whatsapp, etc dp to profess undying love.


You can add yours cool