Do you think men do act how they sound in the mouth? Hmmm...you are far from the truth. "The bitter kola is not as sweet as it sounds in the mouth."
Here are seven (7) unthinkable secrets of men women should know.
1. Hard-to-get: Who even told you men like hard-to-get girls? One particular fact about life is that human beings is trying to make life easy. That is the essence of of our existence - to solve our problems. Men always want it the easy way. So make it easy for the men.
2. Compliments: lol, most of you women think that its only you need "you-are-not-looking-bad" compliments. No way, "what is good for the goose is definitely good for the gander".
3. HeartBreak: Men suffer heartbreak, but not as severe as women. We are meant to be tough and enduring...men don't cry hopelessly when jilted, because "we can have another 'you' in a minute"...hehe
4. Men normally act to impress, and not in a natural way. So "oh, that guy is so caring" may be deceptive. He is investing in what he wants. "Anaghi eji akapata atufuo aba ogaranya"-Igbo adage. (Spending your money as it comes cannot make you wealthy)
5. Men do not always wanna initiate *** they don't always want to be on top. YEs, men are the boss, but always want to be the apprentice in *** (just hope you understand me, if you don't, sorry).
6. Men normally keep two types of GFs.
- Surebet ones (they are always there and, are used any time he wants them)
-Real Ones ( the one giving him tough time, that he would like to marry)
7. Women like lies more than the truth. So men give them what they want.
Guy: I was on my way back from Abuja yesterday, wanted to check on you, your number was not connecting.
Girl: really, ehya, so sowie! So where you now?
Guy: home, have a conference to attend in Lagos tomorrow, may be you can come now, I will drop you while going back to Lagos tomorrow.
...You go, he collects, drops you tomorrow, and goes back to his house. He is back from lagos conference. Lolz.
Here are seven (7) unthinkable secrets of men women should know.
1. Hard-to-get: Who even told you men like hard-to-get girls? One particular fact about life is that human beings is trying to make life easy. That is the essence of of our existence - to solve our problems. Men always want it the easy way. So make it easy for the men.
2. Compliments: lol, most of you women think that its only you need "you-are-not-looking-bad" compliments. No way, "what is good for the goose is definitely good for the gander".
3. HeartBreak: Men suffer heartbreak, but not as severe as women. We are meant to be tough and enduring...men don't cry hopelessly when jilted, because "we can have another 'you' in a minute"...hehe
4. Men normally act to impress, and not in a natural way. So "oh, that guy is so caring" may be deceptive. He is investing in what he wants. "Anaghi eji akapata atufuo aba ogaranya"-Igbo adage. (Spending your money as it comes cannot make you wealthy)
5. Men do not always wanna initiate *** they don't always want to be on top. YEs, men are the boss, but always want to be the apprentice in *** (just hope you understand me, if you don't, sorry).
6. Men normally keep two types of GFs.
- Surebet ones (they are always there and, are used any time he wants them)
-Real Ones ( the one giving him tough time, that he would like to marry)
7. Women like lies more than the truth. So men give them what they want.
Guy: I was on my way back from Abuja yesterday, wanted to check on you, your number was not connecting.
Girl: really, ehya, so sowie! So where you now?
Guy: home, have a conference to attend in Lagos tomorrow, may be you can come now, I will drop you while going back to Lagos tomorrow.
...You go, he collects, drops you tomorrow, and goes back to his house. He is back from lagos conference. Lolz.

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